"I don't know about you, but I don't like being lied to.
George Bush has lied to us about Iraq and its imaginary weapons. He's lied about the hospitals and schools he praises on TV then cuts funding for, back in Washington.
His lies are costing us our health, our prosperity, our freedom, and education for our children.
Don't believe his hype. Bush doesn't care about you or me. He cares about money, power, and his influence to keep you completely in the dark."
"I've only got 30 seconds so I'm just going to talk about George Bush. Okay. He was an alcoholic, a cocaine abuser and an adulterer.. a military deserter, an insider trader, a liar under oath, a thief of the presidency, he encourages lay-offs, pollution and taxes that take from the poor and give to the rich, he's destroyed our civil rights, cut funding for schools, he illegally invaded Iraq by lying about imaginary weapons and terrorist links, and is pilfering away all of our money to his military contractor cronies. He's a needlessly secretive pathological liar and a complete hypocrite."
How do you know Bush?
Asked at Cafe Republicano in Washington DC
Person 1 "Eeh, George Busha? Hee smells lika da cheese!"
Person 2 "I do not regard highly that he has molested my goat."
Person 3 "Mista Bush-san, is no welcome in oura sewage treatment plant."
Person 4 "Say there compadre! You can tell old Georgy he can gussy up in our swedish nun outfit again anytime!"
Person 5 "I kept telling him NO NO but, he did it anyway.."
Person 6 "So I gave him the menu.. and he asked if he could have baby's brains in place of the pork."
Bush in 30
Seconds
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Also disqualified (but that's okay because it
was completely silly and made in the last 20 minutes before the
deadline), my entry called
Outrageous Slander -
show/hide script is available on YouTube or
local download.
Sort of related to this, I've made a store at cafe press where you can
buy anti-Bush regime merchandise!
NOTE:
If you encounter trouble playing the local movies, make sure you have the
current
Quicktime Player from Apple.
That's the easiest way to make sure you can play Sorenson 3 QT and MPEG
4 video - especially for Windows users, as support is not built into
the often installed media player programs.
Also viewable on the DTV Channel Guide:
And at
Archive.org
And
YouTube.com